Signs you're getting old (according to the Daily Rooney)

[OwlHoot]

2021-04-28 The tell-tale signs you're getting old!

• You order a Cappuccino - yes (it's the only fancy coffee name I can remember!)
• Your underwear is from M&S - no
• You watch Countryfile for the weather forecast at the end - no
• You ask for 'milk and two sugars' in your tea - no (milk and one sugar)
• You still have a DVD collection - no (ripped them to disk years ago)
• You ask for a 'Rachel Cut' at the hairdressers - no
• You say 'funky' - no
• You still send cheques for people's birthdays - no
• You call trainers 'sneakers' - no
• You make noises when you sit down - no
• You wear comfortable shoes - yes
• You do not recognise any Love Island contestants - yes
• You struggle to work your TV remote - no
• You plan a second route on a car journey just in case - no
• You become obsessed with bin day - yes (& bottle & tin recyling day)
• You move from BBC Radio 1 to Radio 2 - no (don't listen to either)
• You still use a gas BBQ - no
• You turn the music down when you park the car - no (never have music on)
• You have never posted a video to social media - yes
• You do not know what a Youtuber is - no
• You use hashtags incorrectly - no (never use them at all)
• You are still on Facebook - no (never have been)
• You worry about not being able to find a parking space - in London yes, in Devon no you can park just about anywhere!
• You ask for your steak well done - yes
• You add salt to your food before tasting it - no

Well I'm pleasantly surprised by the number of "no"s there - I must be well down wid da kidz

[northernladuk]

Well I'm pleasantly surprised by the number of "no"s there - I must be well down wid da kidz

Or it's just a pile of tulip click bait and you've just wasted 20 minutes of your life and 5 minutes of mine?

[_V_]

The number of threads here which is regurgitated crap from the Daily Mail is quite worrying. Are we to deduce the majority of IT contractors are right wing leaning with a low IQ?

[Whorty]

The number of threads here which is regurgitated crap from the Daily Mail is quite worrying. Are we to deduce the majority of IT contractors are right wing leaning with a low IQ?

It would appear so.

And, as NLUK says, they fall for click bait like many of their low IQ brethren.

They'll be posting a set of questions next about ... "Does he really love me - answer these questions to find the truth"

And yes, Vetran, this is condescending ..... and the original post deserves it

[tazdevil]

2021-04-28 The tell-tale signs you're getting old!

• Your underwear is from M&S - no

Not bought M&S undies for a long time as they went down hill quality wise years ago. Moved to Next after M&S and the latest are Sloggi bought cheap in the Debenhams closing down sale

[ladymuck]

I love a pointless survey and the fact I don't have to click the link to get at it is even better

• You order a Cappuccino - no, I drink espresso or americano (no milk)
• Your underwear is from M&S - no
• You watch Countryfile for the weather forecast at the end - no
• You ask for 'milk and two sugars' in your tea - very rarely drink tea and it'll be some fancy tulipe rather than builders' if I do
• You still have a DVD collection - no (never did)
• You ask for a 'Rachel Cut' at the hairdressers - no (never did)
• You say 'funky' - no
• You still send cheques for people's birthdays - no
• You call trainers 'sneakers' - no
• You make noises when you sit down - no
• You wear comfortable shoes - yes
• You do not recognise any Love Island contestants - yes
• You struggle to work your TV remote - no
• You plan a second route on a car journey just in case - no
• You become obsessed with bin day - not obsessed, I just know when it is and ensure my bin emptying is timed accordingly
• You move from BBC Radio 1 to Radio 2 - yes, I did that in my 20's and then moved onto R4 in my early 40's
• You still use a gas BBQ - no (never owned a BBQ)
• You turn the music down when you park the car - no
• You have never posted a video to social media - no
• You do not know what a Youtuber is - no
• You use hashtags incorrectly - no
• You are still on Facebook - no
• You worry about not being able to find a parking space - no
• You ask for your steak well done - depends on the cut, some cuts should be more well done, others should be rare or medium rare. A person who doesn't tailor cooking to the cut of meat is a philistine
• You add salt to your food before tasting it - no

3/25, looks like I'm still as youthful as ever!

[vetran]

Or it's just a pile of tulip click bait and you've just wasted 20 minutes of your life and 5 minutes of mine?

Ah they forgot reading slowly and being unreasonably judgemental.


we will make you a fail reader eventually.

[Whorty]

I love a pointless survey

Here you go ... https://quiz.lovetoknow.com/Does_He_Really_Love_Me_Quiz

[ladymuck]

Here you go ... https://quiz.lovetoknow.com/Does_He_Really_Love_Me_Quiz

LOLZ

[Whorty]

LOLZ

You know you want to do the quiz now .... and we all need to know the answer to if he really loves you