Signs you're getting old (according to the Daily Rooney)

[northernladuk]

Your underwear is from M&S - no

The fact you didn't put none makes me very suspicious of the truthfulness of all the other answers

looks like I'm still as youthful as ever!

Just need to come to the CUK does and meet you and people will know this. Doesn't need a survey ???

[ladymuck]

The fact you didn't put none makes me very suspicious of the truthfulness of all the other answers

That wasn't what was being asked

Just need to come to the CUK does and meet you and people will know this. Doesn't need a survey ???

Physically I'm a wreck but inside I'm still young

[d000hg]

Signs you are old: you have been offered a Covid vaccine

[Mordac]

[*]You order a Cappuccino - no[*]Your underwear is from M&S - no[*]You watch Countryfile for the weather forecast at the end - no[*]You ask for 'milk and two sugars' in your tea - yes (although I only ever make my own tea)[*]You still have a DVD collection - yes - and it's still growing[*]You ask for a 'Rachel Cut' at the hairdressers - no, but if I ever become a girlie I might consider it.[*]You say 'funky' - no[*]You still send cheques for people's birthdays - no[*]You call trainers 'sneakers' - no[*]You make noises when you sit down - probably yes, but I never apologise[*]You wear comfortable shoes - yes[*]You do not recognise any Love Island contestants - yes[*]You struggle to work your TV remote - no[*]You plan a second route on a car journey just in case - yes[*]You become obsessed with bin day - yes (the box we keep the bottles in fills up rather fast)[*]You move from BBC Radio 1 to Radio 2 - no[*]You still use a gas BBQ - no[*]You turn the music down when you park the car - no[*]You have never posted a video to social media - yes[*]You do not know what a Youtuber is - no[*]You use hashtags incorrectly - not sure, is there a correct way to use them?[*]You are still on Facebook - yes[*]You worry about not being able to find a parking space - yes[*]You ask for your steak well done - no[*]You add salt to your food before tasting it - no

[vetran]

Doesn't sound a very exciting affair if your mistress is buying you pants.

The Mrs likes to choose what she is going to take off me there are some ground rules based on comfort. Yes we sometimes buy what I'm going to take off her other times she chooses what she likes.. Don't you do that?

I haven't needed a mistress or a penile extension / flash car.

[vetran]

Signs you are old: you have been offered a Covid vaccine

42 is old?

[d000hg]

The Mrs likes to choose what she is going to take off me there are some ground rules based on comfort. Yes we sometimes buy what I'm going to take off her other times she chooses what she likes.. Don't you do that?

I haven't needed a mistress or a penile extension / flash car.

When I buy someone a gift I don't ask them what wrapping paper they want.

[d000hg]

42 is old?

I'll let you know when I get there.

[vetran]

When I buy someone a gift I don't ask them what wrapping paper they want.

Maybe she doesn't think of you as a gift?

Always fun playing dress up an the buying and choosing to wear is part of the fun.

[d000hg]

Maybe she doesn't think of you as a gift?

Always fun playing dress up an the buying and choosing to wear is part of the fun.

Not my thing. I can see why your missus would enjoy you dressing like someone else though