Signs you're getting old (according to the Daily Rooney)

[vetran]

It would appear so.

And, as NLUK says, they fall for click bait like many of their low IQ brethren.

They'll be posting a set of questions next about ... "Does he really love me - answer these questions to find the truth"

And yes, Vetran, this is condescending ..... and the original post deserves it

oh the venom, its bad for you. You shouldn't let the soar-away success of the wail get you down.

The post has attracted some pleasant responses and some humour. it was a bit of fun.

[vetran]

The number of threads here which is regurgitated crap from the Daily Mail is quite worrying. Are we to deduce the majority of IT contractors are right wing leaning with a low IQ?

Next week its 20 reasons to live in Swindon stay tuned.

[Whorty]

Here's a quiz specially for AtW ... https://quiz.lovetoknow.com/Disney_Princess_Personality_Quiz

[ladymuck]

You know you want to do the quiz now .... and we all need to know the answer to if he really loves you

"He schedules a time for you"
Question:
You ask him if he can spend time with you because you have been feeling lonely lately.
Your Result:
Putting you off until a convenient time might indicate you aren't a priority, or it could mean he is truly busy and can't get away right now. While it's not ideal to have his support and company on his schedule, sometimes it's a necessity.

[d000hg]

I think I score 4 or 5.

I don't know where my underwear comes from.

[ladymuck]

I think I score 4 or 5.

I don't know where my underwear comes from.

There's no need to know. It's the butler's job to source that for you.

[vetran]

There's no need to know. It's the wife/mistresses' job to source that for you.

FTFY

[xoggoth]

I must be pretty young going by that list.

Better question

Are you a mean, miserable old fart - yes

[d000hg]

FTFY

Doesn't sound a very exciting affair if your mistress is buying you pants.

[DoctorStrangelove]

I must be pretty young going by that list.

Better question

Are you a mean, miserable old fart - yes

WxoggS

dvd collection: house is crammed to the gunwhales with them.

M&S underwear: yes until I found out that Tesco were a third of the price.

FB: yes.

What's a hashtag? Is it sommat to do with an octothorpe?

On the tv remote: I've been known to reverse engineer them when they wear out.