Signs you're getting old (according to the Daily Rooney)

[SueEllen]

I love the internet and DAB so I fon have to listen to any BBC crap.

[NotAllThere]

• You order a Cappuccino - no, prefer espresso. Maybe cappucino for breakfast.
• Your underwear is from M&S - no
• You watch Countryfile for the weather forecast at the end - no
• You ask for 'milk and two sugars' in your tea - no, just milk
• You still have a DVD collection - yes, but mainly bluray
• You ask for a 'Rachel Cut' at the hairdressers - say whut?
• You say 'funky' - no
• You still send cheques for people's birthdays - no
• You call trainers 'sneakers' - no
• You make noises when you sit down - yes. And stand up. And move around...
• You wear comfortable shoes - yes
• You do not recognise any Love Island contestants - yes
• You struggle to work your TV remote - no
• You plan a second route on a car journey just in case - no
• You become obsessed with bin day - no
• You move from BBC Radio 1 to Radio 2 - no (don't listen to either)
• You still use a gas BBQ - no
• You turn the music down when you park the car - yes, usually
• You have never posted a video to social media - only to family
• You do not know what a Youtuber is - no
• You use hashtags incorrectly - #metoo
• You are still on Facebook - yes
• You worry about not being able to find a parking space - yes
• You ask for your steak well done - never, no, no way no how. Properly cooked on the outside, raw in the middle. It has no taste otherwise
• You add salt to your food before tasting it - never, no, no way, no how.

Radio 4, Radio 4 Xtra. SRF1.

[OwlHoot]

I turn R4 off when The Archers comes on. What a load of crap that is.

I turn R4 off these days when R4 comes on!

[DoctorStrangelove]

I turn R4 off these days when R4 comes on!

Yes, it's not been the same since they stopped playing this at 05:20:

Not to mention Lillibulero before the 7 p.m. news bulletin.

You've got to be seriously fecking ancient to remember that.

[DoctorStrangelove]

[xoggoth]

Takes you 5 mins to have a pee.

[SueEllen]

Takes you 5 mins to have a pee.

That presumes the answerer is male...