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Get the butler to light it for you.Originally posted by northernladuk View PostHow the **** am I going to light my Cuban Cohiba Esplendido with that? It's a disgrace I tell you."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Soak it in petrol first.Originally posted by northernladuk View PostHow the **** am I going to light my Cuban Cohiba Esplendido with that? It's a disgrace I tell you.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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Get dusky virgins to rub it very fast on their thighs. What is aTw doing now?Originally posted by northernladuk View PostHow the **** am I going to light my Cuban Cohiba Esplendido with that? It's a disgrace I tell you.Comment
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Being a bit larger, and made of plastic, I wonder if they are any good rolled into a tube and used to snort cocaine off a prostitute's tits?
I guess a lot of people in hedge funds and other investment banks will find out soon enough
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£50 note were reintroduced in 1981.
Inflation calculator says todays £50 note was worth just £12 back in 1981.
The first ever £50 pound note, introduced in 1725 was worth £10,000 in todays money.
About the same price as 50 pounds of sliver is worth today.
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And not even a good one.Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
Largely it's because he's Troll.I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man
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