New 50 Pound Note

[vetran]

In the 15 years that I live in the UK I never had a £50 note, I had a £100 Scottish note though

INKSPE what do you use to light your Romeo y Julietas?

[SueEllen]

How the **** am I going to light my Cuban Cohiba Esplendido with that? It's a disgrace I tell you.

Get the butler to light it for you.

[NotAllThere]

How the **** am I going to light my Cuban Cohiba Esplendido with that? It's a disgrace I tell you.

Soak it in petrol first.

[northernladuk]

Soak it in petrol first.

Thanks. Any other smart ideas?

[vetran]

How the **** am I going to light my Cuban Cohiba Esplendido with that? It's a disgrace I tell you.

Get dusky virgins to rub it very fast on their thighs. What is aTw doing now?

[_V_]

Being a bit larger, and made of plastic, I wonder if they are any good rolled into a tube and used to snort cocaine off a prostitute's tits?

I guess a lot of people in hedge funds and other investment banks will find out soon enough

[GJABS]

So the £50 is the new "nine bob note"?
(from Sickipedia)

[Fraidycat]

£50 note were reintroduced in 1981.

Inflation calculator says todays £50 note was worth just £12 back in 1981.

The first ever £50 pound note, introduced in 1725 was worth £10,000 in todays money.

About the same price as 50 pounds of sliver is worth today.

[Whorty]

Largely it's because he's Troll.

And not even a good one.