Why would any man get married?

[NotAllThere]

I'm so very sorry.

But wait. My missus is still with me. So I win.

[jainnode]

I'm so very sorry.

But wait. My missus is still with me. So I win.

tosspot

[ladymuck]

I'm so very sorry.

But wait. My missus is still with me. So I win.

That's not funny

[NowPermOutsideUK]

I don’t normally check general but this one is too good

I actually feel sorry for the man. He is a Muslim and probably went through an arranged marriage where he met his wife a few times and then married. After marriage he realised she was a nightmare and wanted out

Isn’t it amazing that a six month marriage can result in the lady wanting parts of his millions?! If they had kids and had been married for years it’s a different story

[ladymuck]

I don’t normally check general but this one is too good

I actually feel sorry for the man. He is a Muslim and probably went through an arranged marriage where he met his wife a few times and then married. After marriage he realised she was a nightmare and wanted out

Isn’t it amazing that a six month marriage can result in the lady wanting parts of his millions?! If they had kids and had been married for years it’s a different story

He shouldn't have lied but he also shouldn't be on the hook for loads a money after six months of marriage

[Whorty]

I'm so very sorry.

But wait. My missus is still with me. So I win.

What a strange thing to say. Would you like me to congratulate you that your wife is still alive?

[vetran]

What a strange thing to say. Would you like me to congratulate you that your wife is still alive?

Nat is obviously on his second liqueur chocolate he has already made a pass at the nannie now we have to put up with his rowlocks.

[Lola]

When I get a divorce, I will make sure I get the house and the car and the holiday home, but first I must find the right man to marry.

[NotAllThere]

tosspot

Fair cop.

That's not funny

True. It was badly done. And very unkind.

What a strange thing to say. Would you like me to congratulate you that your wife is still alive?

I'm sorry. It wasn't meant to be a nasty comment. I was wrong. I shouldn't have said it. Sincere apologies. I really hope today is a better day for you.

[BrilloPad]

When I get a divorce, I will make sure I get the house and the car and the holiday home, but first I must find the right man to marry.

What about the flat above the kebab shop? And the DFS sofa? Gladiator outfits? Chutney spoon set?