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Did I lock the door?
"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell -
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That will teach your missus for hiding them in the dog treat bag.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostMy keys have dents in the side.Comment
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prove it and post a pictureOriginally posted by NotAllThere View PostMy keys have dents in the side.
"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Pricey at 'north of $300'? That's a pittance. I bet many dodgy people have access to a key cutting machine.Comment
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Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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A file should be sufficient. Or cast in plastic and lubricate.Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
Pricey at 'north of $300'? That's a pittance. I bet many dodgy people have access to a key cutting machine.Comment
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Impressive bitting (note the side bitting a la ASSA) but I am not impressed by keys, rather the locks they are in.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostSomething like this:

If the lock is a euro cylinder one just snaps the cylinder for example. SS312 Euro cylinder? Lump hammer.
In the end, people do not pick locks in general, they smash windows & break doors.
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But NAT has to keep his brain in a safe in case it gets loose and causes an accident.Originally posted by clearedforlanding View PostImpressive bitting (note the side bitting a la ASSA) but I am not impressed by keys, rather the locks they are in.
If the lock is a euro cylinder one just snaps the cylinder for example. SS312 Euro cylinder? Lump hammer.
In the end, people do not pick locks in general, they smash windows & break doors.
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It is high time someone told him where they have hidden the keys then.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostBut NAT has to keep his brain in a safe in case it gets loose and causes an accident.
Don't need him blundering on witlessly, not while Whorty can still recall his own login details. No sense in overloading the dimwit portfolio.

“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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