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Did I lock the door?

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    Did I lock the door?

    or does it matter...


    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

    #2
    My keys have dents in the side.
    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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      #3
      Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
      My keys have dents in the side.
      That will teach your missus for hiding them in the dog treat bag.

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        #4
        Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
        My keys have dents in the side.
        prove it and post a picture
        "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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          #5


          Pricey at 'north of $300'? That's a pittance. I bet many dodgy people have access to a key cutting machine.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Paddy View Post
            prove it and post a picture
            Something like this:
            Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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              #7
              Originally posted by ladymuck View Post


              Pricey at 'north of $300'? That's a pittance. I bet many dodgy people have access to a key cutting machine.
              A file should be sufficient. Or cast in plastic and lubricate.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                #8
                Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                Something like this:
                Impressive bitting (note the side bitting a la ASSA) but I am not impressed by keys, rather the locks they are in.

                If the lock is a euro cylinder one just snaps the cylinder for example. SS312 Euro cylinder? Lump hammer.

                In the end, people do not pick locks in general, they smash windows & break doors.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by clearedforlanding View Post
                  Impressive bitting (note the side bitting a la ASSA) but I am not impressed by keys, rather the locks they are in.

                  If the lock is a euro cylinder one just snaps the cylinder for example. SS312 Euro cylinder? Lump hammer.

                  In the end, people do not pick locks in general, they smash windows & break doors.
                  But NAT has to keep his brain in a safe in case it gets loose and causes an accident.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                    But NAT has to keep his brain in a safe in case it gets loose and causes an accident.
                    It is high time someone told him where they have hidden the keys then.

                    Don't need him blundering on witlessly, not while Whorty can still recall his own login details. No sense in overloading the dimwit portfolio.

                    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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