456 Positive Covid-19 in UK as of 11th March

[Uncle Albert]

We need to look to alternative medicines to help us

[SueEllen]

0.5% in South Korea, mist likely combination of very good testing coverage which helps provide care early

Koreans tend not to kiss each other on both cheeks when told there is a really infective virus going around, and wear masks to protect others.

[NotAllThere]

Koreans tend not to kiss each other on both cheeks ...

Swiss people normally kiss three times. However, they've enough self control to not even shake hands when there's a contagious bug going round.

[Whorty]

Just watched the news and the budget speech .... BoJo does not look well does he? All ruddy, puffy faced, and sick looking eyes. Any money he'll be testing positive soon?

[SueEllen]

Just watched the news and the budget speech .... BoJo does not look well does he? All ruddy, puffy faced, and sick looking eyes. Any money he'll be testing positive soon?

Ohhh day off for a dead PM....

[Whorty]

Ohhh day off for a dead PM....

Nah, I'd rather him survive ... but having had a bad bout of the squits along the way

[WTFH]

0.5% in South Korea, mist likely combination of very good testing coverage which helps provide care early

It’s inneresting how South Korea gets mentioned as an example of low %. Their results don’t match anything in the rest of the world. Almost like they are recording cases, but if CoD can be linked to something else, then CV19 is ignored.

Or everywhere else in the world is over-reporting, it’s a communist conspiracy.

[DoctorStrangelove]

Ohhh day off for a dead PM....

And twice that if the Ugly Mother****er Cummings goes the same way.

All the UK cases are in Carlisle, according to the map. I'm sure one of the brains trust will be along shortly to suggest we close Carlisle.

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[NotAllThere]

I read on social meedja a way of self-testing whether you've got it. But I'm not holding my breath.

[AtW]

Koreans tend not to kiss each other on both cheeks when told there is a really infective virus going around, and wear masks to protect others.

This explains Trump’s address tonight - he was clearly worried because so many around him kiss his arse....