So Christmas crackers are sorted...

**DoctorStrangelove** · 3 October 2018, 11:04

That really is Xmas crackers.

I think I'll get mine from Lidl(tm) again.

**quackhandle** · 3 October 2018, 11:18

"Perfect to gift to families, work colleagues or as a corporate gift"

Or high class hookers.

qh

**vetran** · 3 October 2018, 12:24

Possibly NSFW

https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=38585

**Uncle Albert** · 3 October 2018, 14:59

Perfect, I've now found what to serve for drinks.

Bottle of whisky sold for world record GBP848,000 - BBC News

**greenlake** · 3 October 2018, 17:09

Originally posted by Uncle Albert View Post

So Christmas crackers are sorted...

**NotAllThere** · 3 October 2018, 18:49

Originally posted by Uncle Albert View Post

The Royal Mint Gold Cracker Set | Royal Mint

Please note we cannot deliver this cracker set internationally.

How annoying.

**BR14** · 3 October 2018, 18:56

Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

Please note we cannot deliver this cracker set internationally.

How annoying.

Tunnel under the hammering man. - there'll be loads down there

**vetran** · 3 October 2018, 23:10

Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

Please note we cannot deliver this cracker set internationally.

How annoying.

That is alright ask a gnome they probably have a few gold Reichspfennig you can slip into a Swiss cracker.

**Mordac** · 3 October 2018, 23:14

Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

Please note we cannot deliver this cracker set internationally.

How annoying.

Have them sent to me and I'll forward them on. If anything's missing, that'll be the thieving bloody postman...

So Christmas crackers are sorted...