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So Christmas crackers are sorted...
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That really is Xmas crackers.
I think I'll get mine from Lidl(tm) again.
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"Perfect to gift to families, work colleagues or as a corporate gift"
Or high class hookers.
qhHe had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.
I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.
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Perfect, I've now found what to serve for drinks.
Bottle of whisky sold for world record GBP848,000 - BBC News
England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.Comment
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Please note we cannot deliver this cracker set internationally.Originally posted by Uncle Albert View Post
How annoying.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Tunnel under the hammering man. - there'll be loads down thereOriginally posted by NotAllThere View PostPlease note we cannot deliver this cracker set internationally.
How annoying.
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostPlease note we cannot deliver this cracker set internationally.
How annoying.
That is alright ask a gnome they probably have a few gold Reichspfennig you can slip into a Swiss cracker.Comment
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Have them sent to me and I'll forward them on. If anything's missing, that'll be the thieving bloody postman...Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostPlease note we cannot deliver this cracker set internationally.
How annoying.
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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