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What one thing would you ask Jesus if you had the chance?
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I hear you're a joiner, I've got a shelf that needs putting up, have you got availability? What's your rate?"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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You do realise that your mother's story of a miracle conception is all ballox don't you? She's a bit of a slapper and she just doesn't know who your real did is ... but don't tell your 'dad' Joseph, he fell for the story hook, line and sinker!I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter manComment
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Originally posted by Whorty View PostYou do realise that your mother's story of a miracle conception is all ballox don't you? She's a bit of a slapper and she just doesn't know who your real did is ... but don't tell your 'dad' Joseph, he fell for the story hook, line and sinker!"Don't part with your illusions; when they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live" Mark TwainComment
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Originally posted by Whorty View PostYou do realise that your mother's story of a miracle conception is all ballox don't you? She's a bit of a slapper and she just doesn't know who your real did is ... but don't tell your 'dad' Joseph, he fell for the story hook, line and sinker!
Oh hang on, wrong religion, carry on.Comment
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