What one thing would you ask Jesus if you had the chance?

**Ardesco** · 15 November 2006, 12:54

Do you denounce christianity as a bunch of tulipe after seeing what it has become since you last walked the earth?

**Logie** · 15 November 2006, 12:57

I would say why didn't you wait another 2,000 years ?

I mean if he walked the Earth now, he could be on Parky, the internet, Sky News, Jonathan Ross. He could reach billions instead of a few poofs from the M.E.

**AtW** · 15 November 2006, 12:58

Why did you forget to add the following to the first page of the Bible: "The characters and events portrait in this book are fictional"?

**Flubster** · 15 November 2006, 13:00

Do you ever take your own name in vain...especially when having a bowel movement?

**Bagpuss** · 15 November 2006, 13:00

Why does Chico renounce you as a peace loving tree hugger?

**John Galt** · 15 November 2006, 13:01

Why have the commandment 'Thou Shalt not Kill' and then allow people to do so

**Jesus** · 15 November 2006, 13:07

Dear All, I'm getting my secretary to note your concerns. As soon as I can find a window in my calendar I hope to arrange a 1:1 to address some of you concerns. Thanks for you patience at this time.

Kind regards
JC

**realityhack** · 15 November 2006, 13:08

I think mine would be: why have free will, and allow many billions to go to hell, if you love us so much?

**Buffoon** · 15 November 2006, 13:08

There is a gap on you CV. What have you been doing for the last 2000 years?

You do not seem to have any recent commercial experience, so we cannot use you.

What one thing would you ask Jesus if you had the chance?