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What one thing would you ask Jesus if you had the chance?

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  • woohoo
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    Originally posted by Whorty View Post
    You do realise that your mother's story of a miracle conception is all ballox don't you? She's a bit of a slapper and she just doesn't know who your real did is ... but don't tell your 'dad' Joseph, he fell for the story hook, line and sinker!
    Careful now, you might offend some religious nutters and they may issue a fatwa against you. You may spend the rest of your life in hiding and fear.

    Oh hang on, wrong religion, carry on.

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  • Cirrus
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    Originally posted by Whorty View Post
    You do realise that your mother's story of a miracle conception is all ballox don't you? She's a bit of a slapper and she just doesn't know who your real did is ... but don't tell your 'dad' Joseph, he fell for the story hook, line and sinker!
    Immaculate!

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  • DimPrawn
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    What one thing would you ask Jesus if you had the chance?
    Do you support Brexit?

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  • Whorty
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    You do realise that your mother's story of a miracle conception is all ballox don't you? She's a bit of a slapper and she just doesn't know who your real did is ... but don't tell your 'dad' Joseph, he fell for the story hook, line and sinker!

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  • scooterscot
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    I hear you're a joiner, I've got a shelf that needs putting up, have you got availability? What's your rate?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    Did you have a hand in resurrecting this thread?
    Class.

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  • Eirikur
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    If you were eaten by a crocodile would it poo out holy sh!t?

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  • original PM
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    Did you have a hand in resurrecting this thread?

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  • northernladuk
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    If you wanted to bring misery and despair and punish us all wouldn't it have been easier to send the floods again rather than give us Psychcandy?

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  • BR14
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    the only jesus i know works in my local, so i'd ask for a pint, like i usually do.

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