What one thing would you ask Jesus if you had the chance?

[Bagpuss]

Why does Chico renounce you as a peace loving tree hugger?

[Flubster]

Do you ever take your own name in vain...especially when having a bowel movement?

[AtW]

Why did you forget to add the following to the first page of the Bible: "The characters and events portrait in this book are fictional"?

[Logie]

I would say why didn't you wait another 2,000 years ?

I mean if he walked the Earth now, he could be on Parky, the internet, Sky News, Jonathan Ross. He could reach billions instead of a few poofs from the M.E.

[Ardesco]

Do you denounce christianity as a bunch of tulipe after seeing what it has become since you last walked the earth?

[realityhack]

Only one question...