What one thing would you ask Jesus if you had the chance?

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woohoo replied

22 September 2017, 06:11
Originally posted by Whorty View Post

You do realise that your mother's story of a miracle conception is all ballox don't you? She's a bit of a slapper and she just doesn't know who your real did is ... but don't tell your 'dad' Joseph, he fell for the story hook, line and sinker!

Careful now, you might offend some religious nutters and they may issue a fatwa against you. You may spend the rest of your life in hiding and fear.

Oh hang on, wrong religion, carry on.
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Cirrus replied

22 September 2017, 05:59
Originally posted by Whorty View Post

You do realise that your mother's story of a miracle conception is all ballox don't you? She's a bit of a slapper and she just doesn't know who your real did is ... but don't tell your 'dad' Joseph, he fell for the story hook, line and sinker!

Immaculate!
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DimPrawn replied

21 September 2017, 20:52
What one thing would you ask Jesus if you had the chance?

Do you support Brexit?
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Whorty replied

21 September 2017, 20:48
You do realise that your mother's story of a miracle conception is all ballox don't you? She's a bit of a slapper and she just doesn't know who your real did is ... but don't tell your 'dad' Joseph, he fell for the story hook, line and sinker!
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scooterscot replied

21 September 2017, 08:43
I hear you're a joiner, I've got a shelf that needs putting up, have you got availability? What's your rate?
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MarillionFan replied

20 September 2017, 15:10
Originally posted by original PM View Post

Did you have a hand in resurrecting this thread?

Class.
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Eirikur replied

20 September 2017, 14:29
If you were eaten by a crocodile would it poo out holy sh!t?
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original PM replied

20 September 2017, 14:13
Did you have a hand in resurrecting this thread?
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northernladuk replied

20 September 2017, 13:50
If you wanted to bring misery and despair and punish us all wouldn't it have been easier to send the floods again rather than give us Psychcandy?
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BR14 replied

20 September 2017, 13:49
the only jesus i know works in my local, so i'd ask for a pint, like i usually do.
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BrilloPad replied

20 September 2017, 13:42
Jesus - if you wanted more power, would you become a CUK mod?
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realityhack replied

15 November 2006, 23:36
Originally posted by MrsGoof

couldn't care less

just getting last post on alll threads

I think Jesus cares, you know.
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MrsGoof replied

15 November 2006, 23:05
couldn't care less

just getting last post on alll threads
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To BI or not to BI? replied

15 November 2006, 22:05
Originally posted by Lucy

When is my next really good **** ?

deed?
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Lucy replied

15 November 2006, 21:14
When is my next really good **** ?
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