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What one thing would you ask Jesus if you had the chance?

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    #21
    And he'd say "yes my child, in your dreams"

    Originally posted by Xenophon
    I'd ask Jesus 'will I ever have a threesome with Sienna Miller and Charlize Theron?'

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      #22
      Originally posted by Jesus
      Dear All, I'm getting my secretary to note your concerns. As soon as I can find a window in my calendar I hope to arrange a 1:1 to address some of you concerns. Thanks for you patience at this time.

      Kind regards
      JC
      I think your description says it all...

      Jesus: Should Try Harder.
      The pope is a tard.

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        #23
        Originally posted by Xenophon
        I'd ask Jesus 'will I ever have a threesome with Sienna Miller and Charlize Theron?'

        Hang on let me break a fortune cookie..

        Ah yes,,,

        Consider the man who asked his father; "Am I your favourite son?"

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          #24
          Well thanks a lot Pondster and Logie!

          I can dream, can't I?!?

          Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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            #25
            Originally posted by SallyAnne
            I think your description says it all...

            Jesus: Should Try Harder.
            It was funnier when he was not worth listening to. More honest as well.

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              #26
              Hi there Jesus mate,

              I've got this great new role so where are you working at the moment? Can you give me a couple of references?
              +50 Xeno Geek Points
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              As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

              Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

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                #27
                Jesus, when your dad was handing out brains, how come he missed Chico?
                Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

                Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

                That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

                Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Jesus
                  Hang on let me break a fortune cookie..

                  Ah yes,,,

                  Consider the man who asked his father; "Am I your favourite son?"
                  I don't know what that means - but what about me, Sienna, Charlie and a bucket load of taramasalata?? Is it gonna happen??
                  Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by snaw
                    Jesus, when your dad was handing out brains, how come he missed Chico?
                    That's cuz Eva asked for something else to be made bigger.

                    HTH

                    Chic0

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by AtW
                      It was funnier when he was not worth listening to. More honest as well.
                      I have more important work to do than starting threads on something I know nothing about or flashing my knickers at the congregation (SA)

                      Peace be with you, and all who sail in you (SA)

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