What one thing would you ask Jesus if you had the chance?

[MarillionFan]

Did you have a hand in resurrecting this thread?

Class.

[scooterscot]

I hear you're a joiner, I've got a shelf that needs putting up, have you got availability? What's your rate?

[Whorty]

You do realise that your mother's story of a miracle conception is all ballox don't you? She's a bit of a slapper and she just doesn't know who your real did is ... but don't tell your 'dad' Joseph, he fell for the story hook, line and sinker!

[DimPrawn]

What one thing would you ask Jesus if you had the chance?

Do you support Brexit?

[Cirrus]

You do realise that your mother's story of a miracle conception is all ballox don't you? She's a bit of a slapper and she just doesn't know who your real did is ... but don't tell your 'dad' Joseph, he fell for the story hook, line and sinker!

Immaculate!

[woohoo]

You do realise that your mother's story of a miracle conception is all ballox don't you? She's a bit of a slapper and she just doesn't know who your real did is ... but don't tell your 'dad' Joseph, he fell for the story hook, line and sinker!

Careful now, you might offend some religious nutters and they may issue a fatwa against you. You may spend the rest of your life in hiding and fear.

Oh hang on, wrong religion, carry on.