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What one thing would you ask Jesus if you had the chance?

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    #51
    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    Did you have a hand in resurrecting this thread?
    Class.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #52
      I hear you're a joiner, I've got a shelf that needs putting up, have you got availability? What's your rate?
      "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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        #53
        You do realise that your mother's story of a miracle conception is all ballox don't you? She's a bit of a slapper and she just doesn't know who your real did is ... but don't tell your 'dad' Joseph, he fell for the story hook, line and sinker!
        I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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          #54
          What one thing would you ask Jesus if you had the chance?
          Do you support Brexit?

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            #55
            Originally posted by Whorty View Post
            You do realise that your mother's story of a miracle conception is all ballox don't you? She's a bit of a slapper and she just doesn't know who your real did is ... but don't tell your 'dad' Joseph, he fell for the story hook, line and sinker!
            Immaculate!
            "Don't part with your illusions; when they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live" Mark Twain

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              #56
              Originally posted by Whorty View Post
              You do realise that your mother's story of a miracle conception is all ballox don't you? She's a bit of a slapper and she just doesn't know who your real did is ... but don't tell your 'dad' Joseph, he fell for the story hook, line and sinker!
              Careful now, you might offend some religious nutters and they may issue a fatwa against you. You may spend the rest of your life in hiding and fear.

              Oh hang on, wrong religion, carry on.

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