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What one thing would you ask Jesus if you had the chance?

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    #31
    Originally posted by Zippy
    Hi there Jesus mate,

    I've got this great new role so where are you working at the moment? Can you give me a couple of references?
    Zippy is an S3 pimp and I claim my £5.
    Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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      #32
      Originally posted by realityhack
      Only one question...
      Was your mum really a virgin?

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        #33
        Originally posted by Xenophon
        Zippy is an S3 pimp and I claim my £5.
        It's a fair cop
        +50 Xeno Geek Points
        Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
        As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

        Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

        CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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          #34
          Originally posted by Xenophon
          Well thanks a lot Pondster and Logie!

          I can dream, can't I?!?

          I'll tell you what, I'll ask them directly. They're both here now. Hang on, Sienna's got her mouth full and Charlize............

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            #35
            Why did you create a useless twat like Chico?
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              #36
              Originally posted by Zippy
              It's a fair cop
              Look forward to receiving the fiver!



              *Doesn't hold breath.*
              Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                #37
                Originally posted by Xenophon
                Look forward to receiving the fiver!



                *Doesn't hold breath.*
                Less 30% of course.
                +50 Xeno Geek Points
                Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by Zippy
                  Less 30% of course.
                  Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                    #39
                    *resurrected*

                    (Sorry couldn't resist )

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                      #40
                      What contractual arrangements did you have in place with your disciples?

                      Were they followers on their own account or did they follow you for set number of hours under your direct supervision?

                      Did they provide their own sandals and tunic or did you?

                      Did they have rights of substitution or did they have to follow you themselves?

                      Were they hired through God or direct?

                      Did they have to give notice not to follow you any more.


                      Gordo x

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