What one thing would you ask Jesus if you had the chance?

[Logie]

And he'd say "yes my child, in your dreams"

I'd ask Jesus 'will I ever have a threesome with Sienna Miller and Charlize Theron?'

[SallyAnne]

Dear All, I'm getting my secretary to note your concerns. As soon as I can find a window in my calendar I hope to arrange a 1:1 to address some of you concerns. Thanks for you patience at this time.

Kind regards
JC

I think your description says it all...

Jesus: Should Try Harder.

[Jesus]

I'd ask Jesus 'will I ever have a threesome with Sienna Miller and Charlize Theron?'

Hang on let me break a fortune cookie..

Ah yes,,,

Consider the man who asked his father; "Am I your favourite son?"

[Xenophon]

Well thanks a lot Pondster and Logie!

I can dream, can't I?!?

[AtW]

I think your description says it all...

Jesus: Should Try Harder.

It was funnier when he was not worth listening to. More honest as well.

[Zippy]

Hi there Jesus mate,

I've got this great new role so where are you working at the moment? Can you give me a couple of references?

[snaw]

Jesus, when your dad was handing out brains, how come he missed Chico?

[Xenophon]

Hang on let me break a fortune cookie..

Ah yes,,,

Consider the man who asked his father; "Am I your favourite son?"

I don't know what that means - but what about me, Sienna, Charlie and a bucket load of taramasalata?? Is it gonna happen??

[AtW]

Jesus, when your dad was handing out brains, how come he missed Chico?

That's cuz Eva asked for something else to be made bigger.

HTH

Chic0

[Jesus]

It was funnier when he was not worth listening to. More honest as well.

I have more important work to do than starting threads on something I know nothing about or flashing my knickers at the congregation (SA)

Peace be with you, and all who sail in you (SA)