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Things I have learnt since joining CUK 10 years ago today

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    Things I have learnt since joining CUK 10 years ago today

    Clearly nothing. Or I would have left when I learnt.

    #2
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Clearly nothing. Or I would have left when I learnt.
    there's more idiots in this world than I thought.

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      #3
      I have learned that everyone is much more stupid and thicker than me, and I am the greatest intellectual brain on the Internet.

      HTH BIDI

      SasCretin

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        #4
        Take the average intelligence displayed by people on the internet, then understand that half of them are dumber than that. Some of them a lot dumber.
        "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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          #5
          Originally posted by DaveB View Post
          Take the average intelligence displayed by people on the internet, then understand that half of them are dumber than that. Some of them a lot dumber. Only then do you see sas
          Ftfy

          Most People are deluded about their (lack of) ability and the scale of the difference between how they see themselves and how the world sees them
          merely at clientco for the entertainment

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            #6
            Originally posted by DaveB View Post
            Take the average intelligence displayed by people on the internet, then understand that half of them are dumber than that. Some of them a lot dumber.
            That's not how averages work.

            If in imaginary household you have 9 people making 100k per year, and one making 10k, you can't say half of the folks in the household earn below the average of 91k. Maths 101.

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              #7
              Only 10 years? What a noob.
              Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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                #8
                Originally posted by cntl1 View Post
                That's not how averages work.

                If in imaginary household you have 9 people making 100k per year, and one making 10k, you can't say half of the folks in the household earn below the average of 91k. Maths 101.
                £100K my nappy bill is higher than that ! You must be a cretin.


                By the way once Brexit kicks in you will all be starving I'll be ok in prosperous Portugal.

                Love AssCretin.
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by cntl1 View Post
                  That's not how averages work.

                  If in imaginary household you have 9 people making 100k per year, and one making 10k, you can't say half of the folks in the household earn below the average of 91k. Maths 101.
                  The ones below the median won't understand what median means, and their understanding of average is flawed anyway so the message still works. The pedants are in the minority so can be ignored. Communication for Management 101.
                  "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                    #10
                    I routinely run around dressed up in silly costumes and I am still the most normal one here
                    "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

                    https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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