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Things I have learnt since joining CUK 10 years ago today

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Things I have learnt since joining CUK 10 years ago today

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  • motoukenin
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    Think someone on here proved that the average math ability of a CUK poster is less than that of a ten year old, all you need to know really

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Moi? Get banned? Mr NiceAndAmicable? I wouldn't even know where to begin. What would be the best way?
    Get Special Branch round Admin's house at 5 a.m. is your usual way.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by GJABS View Post
    11 years - definitely ir35 caught. Have you considered banning yourself for a few weeks
    Moi? Get banned? Mr NiceAndAmicable? I wouldn't even know where to begin. What would be the best way?

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  • GJABS
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    11 years - definitely ir35 caught. Have you considered banning yourself for a few weeks, or at least post crap onto other sites as well as this one, so you don't have 20% of the letters on your keyboard taken off of you? Purely for tax reasons y'know

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Another year, another divorce. Still nothing learned.
    FTFY

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  • BrilloPad
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    Another year. Still nothing learned.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Don't have unprotected sex with Andy W's mum.
    And remove your own existence?

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    Correction - that may be YOUR definition of "objective". Others may take a different view.
    And another thing I've learned is that many people just don't understand sarcasm.
    You're a mod, not a Commandant in the Stasi.
    Nice of you to say so, but not everyone would agree.

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Don't send photos of your n0b to female CUKkers.
    Don't fly a Tornado with a hot bowl of spaghetti on your lap.
    Don't have unprotected sex with Andy W's mum.
    I would suggest participating in the last activity should not be done before the first one

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