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Things I have learnt since joining CUK 10 years ago today
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I've learned that some people get upset over the most trivial of issues.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostI've learned that some people get upset over the most trivial of issues.
A decent mod would understand this. How on earth did you get the mod-job, btw? Other than Cojak, when it comes to mods, I'm just seeing morons. All subjectively speaking, of course.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by diseasex View Postthere's more idiots in this world than I thought.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by CretinWatcher View PostCyprus is looking increasingly like a possibility too - only 300k property golden visa.
1. There are a lot of heavily armed Turks in Northern Cyprus with lots of powerful weapons all pointing south
2. The island is pretty much a Russian owned/populated offshore money laundering operation now
3. It is very close to Turkey, Syria and Lebanon
4. The govt there thinks nothing of stealing private wealth at a whim as a "bail in", with the EU's blessing.Comment
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostBirds of a feather.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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I've learned that if you write leftie liberal postings on here, some people go a purple shade of colourThis is in fact my cunning plan to rid the world of unhappy people, by continuing to post such gibberish until they eventually explode in the fashion of Mr. Creosote..."Just another Corbyn Bremainer posting Mr. Right Winger?"
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostI've learned that if you write leftie liberal postings on here, some people go a purple shade of colourThis is in fact my cunning plan to rid the world of unhappy people, by continuing to post such gibberish until they eventually explode in the fashion of Mr. Creosote..."Just another Corbyn Bremainer posting Mr. Right Winger?"
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostI've learned that if you write leftie liberal postings on here, some people go a purple shade of colourThis is in fact my cunning plan to rid the world of unhappy people, by continuing to post such gibberish until they eventually explode in the fashion of Mr. Creosote..."Just another Corbyn Bremainer posting Mr. Right Winger?"
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostThings to know about Cyprus.
1. There are a lot of heavily armed Turks in Northern Cyprus with lots of powerful weapons all pointing south
2. The island is pretty much a Russian owned/populated offshore money laundering operation now
3. It is very close to Turkey, Syria and Lebanon
4. The govt there thinks nothing of stealing private wealth at a whim as a "bail in", with the EU's blessing.Comment
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