Here's some good ones as well: http://indy100.independent.co.uk/art...m--ZyWiQ8nmZIZ
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostHere's some good ones as well: http://indy100.independent.co.uk/art...m--ZyWiQ8nmZIZAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Please tell me this is made up, you don't read the daily fail do yah?"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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Originally posted by vetran View PostGood to see quality papers adopting Wail style journalism.“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by scooterscot View PostPlease tell me this is made up, you don't read the daily fail do yah?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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There be stupid
Bosnian Pokémon Go players told to stop wandering into MINEFIELDS | Daily Mail Online
Bosnian Pokémon Go players told to stop wandering into MINEFIELDS in their quest to catch 'em all
Bosnia is still one of the world's most heavily mined countries
There have been reports of people walking into mine fields while playing
Pokemon hunters have gone astray in the northern region of Posavina
Since its launch, the game has been blamed for accidents around the world
Oh DearAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Plan B for MS
YouTuber who films herself binge-eating McDonald's goes viral | Daily Mail Online
'Some watch it because they are on a diet': Woman who binge-eats McDonald's goes viral as she films herself scoffing fries, burgers and nuggets for 23 MINUTES
Lydie, 25, a language translator from Yorkshire, posts binge eating videos
She films herself eating vast amounts of food on YouTube
Says she eats healthily otherwise and thinks she helps those who eat aloneAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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He is never going to be allowed to forget this.
Plumstead pensioner left wife behind at Stanstead airport when he flew to Spain | Daily Mail Online
Forgetful pensioner, 80, left his WIFE behind at the airport when he flew to Spain on holiday and only realised when he got there
Maurice Hunter, 80, and wife Carolyn, 70, booked summer holiday to Spain
Mr Hunter popped to the toilet at Stansted Airport just before his flight
When came out he boarded plane, assuming his wife was already on board
Did not realise she was not on the flight until he landed in Benidorm, SpainAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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