"I read somewhere..."

[vetran]

We need to know has the speaker being wiping it on the curtains?

bercow clean carpets furniture in Speaker’s House grace-and-favour curtains | Daily Mail Online

Taxpayer foots £1,700 bill to clean carpets and furniture in Speaker's grace-and-favour residence - and £120 to rehang some curtains
John Bercow lives in parliamentary apartment with wife Sally and their three children
Replacing 'flood damaged' flooring in en suite bathroom cost £872
Speaker not thought to contribute to running costs for opulent residence under Big Ben
Previously criticised over huge spending on chauffeur-driven cars and international travel

[BrilloPad]

Alton Towers crash survivor Vicky Balch reveals the bizarre Tinder messages | Daily Mail Online

'I've always wanted sex with a person with one leg'

[greenlake]

'I've always wanted sex with a person with one leg'

And what is the other leg supposed to do? Go out for a drink on its own....?

[BrilloPad]

Man sues Swingfields sex festival organisers after they bar him for lack of references | Daily Mail Online

I can get references from AndyW's mum and NLyUK so I am safe.....

[northernladuk]

Man sues Swingfields sex festival organisers after they bar him for lack of references | Daily Mail Online

I can get references from AndyW's mum and NLyUK so I am safe.....

I think you are getting confused. NLyUK will give you a lot of things but a reference isn't one of them. Are you sure you don't mean the receipt?

[vetran]

I think you are getting confused. NLyUK will give you a lot of things but a reference isn't one of them. Are you sure you don't mean the receipt?

oh she told everyone I stretched her, I would count that as a reference!

[FatLazyContractor]

Man sues Swingfields sex festival organisers after they bar him for lack of references | Daily Mail Online

I can get references from AndyW's mum and NLyUK so I am safe.....

The fecker paid 127 pounds and expected free sex all night?

FLC in 'Come talk to me about these things son' mode

[vetran]

The fecker paid 127 pounds and expected free sex all night?

FLC in 'Come talk to me about these things son' mode

he makes SASGuru look handsome.

[FatLazyContractor]

I think you are getting confused. NLyUK will give you a lot of things but a reference isn't one of them. Are you sure you don't mean the receipt?

Is this man your accountant?

[northernladuk]

Is this man your accountant?

Dunno. Let me ask him.