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    Hope he suffers a lot

    Moors murderer Ian Brady reveals he has a terminal lung condition in letter   | Daily Mail Online

    Bedridden Moors murderer Ian Brady, 78, reveals he has a terminal lung condition in letter to a journalist from prison
    Brady has explained how he has been bedridden for two years with the condition
    He made the announcement in a letter to a journalist which has been published
    The 78-year-old abused and murdered five children with Myra Hindley
    lets hope he tells them where the bodies are.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      Originally posted by vetran View Post

      lets hope he tells them where the bodies are.
      He won't because he's evil.
      "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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        OUCH

        Explorer trekking to the South Pole reveals he is suffering from Polar PENIS | Daily Mail Online

        'It sounds hilarious, it's really not': Explorer trekking to the South Pole reveals he is suffering from an awkward condition called Polar PENIS
        Alex Brazier, son of MP Julian, developed the condition during a South Pole trek
        He is part of a group called SPEAR17 which is aiming to raise £100k for charity
        Polar Penis occurs when a man is exposed to cold temperatures for long periods
        Symptoms include swelling, pain and a drop in temperature
        I don't see much in the way of swelling when its cold.
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          Originally posted by vetran View Post
          Sponsored charity events are pointless, they merely satisfy personal ambitions
          "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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            Originally posted by vetran View Post
            Try dipping it in liquid nitrogen. Not sure about swelling, but it would definitely leave it hard
            When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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              Should have done this on a few posters

              Brain tests at the age of THREE can predict a child's future | Daily Mail Online


              A simple test at the age of three can predict if children will grow up to be a burden on society, scientists claim.

              A study has found roughly a fifth of the population are responsible for 81 per cent of criminal convictions, 77 per cent of children brought up without fathers, two-thirds of benefits claimed and more than half of nights spent in hospital.

              feels satisfying but one worries they don't actually understand the science.
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                Originally posted by vetran View Post
                Brain tests at the age of THREE can predict a child's future | Daily Mail Online





                feels satisfying but one worries they don't actually understand the science.
                They were assessed and then apprenticed as Daily Mail journalists at the age of three.

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                  Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
                  They were assessed and the 20% were promoted to Daily Mail Editors at the age of three.
                  FTFY


                  Apparently they liked a drink & smoke in the old days.
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    Originally posted by vetran View Post
                    FTFY


                    Apparently they liked a drink & smoke in the old days.
                    Well, according to the M-i-L, the old man liked to dress up as an Alabama crack whore at the age of three, so there may be something in it.

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                      place your bets ladies & gentlefolk

                      Charity workers who used life savings to buy first home to house asylum seekers | Daily Mail Online

                      Christian charity workers who used life savings to buy £100,000 first home will fill it with asylum seekers (they've even paid all bills for first year)
                      Matthew and Steph Neville, both 35, used their life savings to buy a first home
                      But they now plan to fill it with asylum seekers and have paid bills for first year
                      Couple hoping first tenants move into Birmingham property before Christmas
                      The husband and wife asked charity Hope Projects to find them some tenants
                      Whilst I'm impressed that they care that much, lets hope it turns out OK. I fear it will turn to Tulip.
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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