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    We need to know has the speaker being wiping it on the curtains?

    bercow clean carpets furniture in Speaker’s House grace-and-favour curtains | Daily Mail Online


    Taxpayer foots £1,700 bill to clean carpets and furniture in Speaker's grace-and-favour residence - and £120 to rehang some curtains
    John Bercow lives in parliamentary apartment with wife Sally and their three children
    Replacing 'flood damaged' flooring in en suite bathroom cost £872
    Speaker not thought to contribute to running costs for opulent residence under Big Ben
    Previously criticised over huge spending on chauffeur-driven cars and international travel
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      Alton Towers crash survivor Vicky Balch reveals the bizarre Tinder messages | Daily Mail Online

      'I've always wanted sex with a person with one leg'

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        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        'I've always wanted sex with a person with one leg'

        And what is the other leg supposed to do? Go out for a drink on its own....?

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          Man sues Swingfields sex festival organisers after they bar him for lack of references | Daily Mail Online

          I can get references from AndyW's mum and NLyUK so I am safe.....

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            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            I think you are getting confused. NLyUK will give you a lot of things but a reference isn't one of them. Are you sure you don't mean the receipt?
            'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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              Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
              I think you are getting confused. NLyUK will give you a lot of things but a reference isn't one of them. Are you sure you don't mean the receipt?
              oh she told everyone I stretched her, I would count that as a reference!
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                The fecker paid 127 pounds and expected free sex all night?

                FLC in 'Come talk to me about these things son' mode

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                  Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                  The fecker paid 127 pounds and expected free sex all night?

                  FLC in 'Come talk to me about these things son' mode
                  he makes SASGuru look handsome.
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                    I think you are getting confused. NLyUK will give you a lot of things but a reference isn't one of them. Are you sure you don't mean the receipt?
                    Is this man your accountant?

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                      Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                      Is this man your accountant?
                      Dunno. Let me ask him.
                      'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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