"I read somewhere..."

[NibblyPig]

I dunno, I reckon you could pay off a spotty teenage oik with 20 quid or a baggy of green for a couple of bottles from your local maccy d's...

[oracleslave]

I dunno, I reckon you could pay off a spotty teenage oik with 20 quid or a baggy of green for a couple of bottles from your local maccy d's...

"Online auction has raised thousands for Ronald MacDonald charities"

Your solution's a bit fooking pointless though given the objective.

[LondonManc]

"Online auction has raised thousands for Ronald MacDonald charities"

Your solution's a bit fooking pointless though given the objective.

The objective is to acquire a bottle of Big Mac sauce. His solution is spot on.

[mudskipper]

HyperD makes an excellent special sauce.

[LondonManc]

HyperD makes an excellent special sauce.

So does AndyW's mum.

[oracleslave]

HyperD makes an excellent special sauce.

So does Andy from Autoglass. He's always offering to fill my crack with his special resin.

[vetran]

The prince of shaftness speaaks

Tony Blair insists migration of two MILLION EU workers to Britain has been GOOD for UK | Daily Mail Online

Tony Blair today insisted economic migration was good for Britain as employment data showed two million EU workers have jobs in the UK.

The former prime minister intervened on the European debate in an interview with the Italian newspaper La Repubblica.

Mr Blair's remarks come as David Cameron battles to finish his renegotiation ahead of a referendum on Britain's membership of the EU - which Mr Blair said he was against.

In a translation of the interview, Mr Blair insisted the 'interest' of the UK staying in the EU should be 'evident to all'.

Employment data out today showed the number of EU workers with jobs in Britain grew by 200,000 in 2015 and now stands at 2.1 million.

Mr Blair said: 'There are three types of immigration.

'The economic one (it) is shown that is good, with appropriate rules, it has been seen in the US, as in Britain.

'Then, one of the refugees: Europe must open the door, for moral reasons, to those who flee from persecution.

'But we have to check the third type of immigration: that among those who flee do not hide extremists.'

oh goody so only nutters with suicide vests are BAD Immigration.

that man is bad for my blood pressure.

[NotAllThere]

Immigration is good for the economy. That's been demonstrated fairly well. (The idea of all the immigrants coming over to sponge on the welfare state is just a xenophobic myth - funnily enough common in Switzerland too, where being on welfare is pretty tough compared to the UK).

Where immigration needs to be far more carefully controlled is the cultural aspect. The Swiss do that rather well.

[woohoo]

Immigration is good for the economy. That's been demonstrated fairly well. (The idea of all the immigrants coming over to sponge on the welfare state is just a xenophobic myth - funnily enough common in Switzerland too, where being on welfare is pretty tough compared to the UK).

Where immigration needs to be far more carefully controlled is the cultural aspect. The Swiss do that rather well.

Erm that's not true. Its not been proved that immigration is good for the economy and certainly not long term. The evidence ive seen is pretty selective and ignores long term costs.

I'm for selective immigration, so people with needed skills and educated (at this point some dick will pull apart my grammar).

Of course benefits are abused. No evidence apart from people I know, but wages are often spent outside the country.

[Martin Scroatman]

Honey Bane