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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    http://indy100.independent.co.uk/art...ou--by5eGhCxvb

    apparently I'm a Hemingway pretty much the same as when I'm sober.
    Me too.

    I thought Hemingways get slightly pissed, bore people to death with long soliloquies, and then deck them!
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      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      Sorry. Would love to stay and chat, but just flown home. Quick change of clothes then off again on another holiday.

      Have a shandy for me at the bar.
      Good to see Fat Camp is booming in this tough economic climate.

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        MF on holiday - Oh Dear

        EasyJet passenger threatened to stab pilot and passengers en route to Malaga | Daily Mail Online




        A drunk passenger who downed two bottles of wine before threatening to stab an easyJet pilot has been jailed.

        Martin Johnson, 56, bought two bottles of duty free wine at Bristol Airport and downed one before getting on the plane to Malaga.

        Once on board he disappeared into the plane's toilet for nearly 10 minutes and the crew later found the empty bottle in the bin and urine all over the room.

        Stewards alerted the captain who announced that the plane with 153 people on board was turning back after flying as far as Guernsey.
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            When I clicked on it I got an image of a nice Asian lady that wouldn't have made it to page 3?

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              Headline of the day...

              Sex pigs halt traffic after laser attack on Pokémon teens - The Local

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                Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                And their waterwheel sex could be considered sexual harassment if anyone took offence, he added.
                Traffic backed up on the highway as some drivers slowed down and others clambered out of their cars to behold the bizarre spectacle, one motorist told the paper.

                I guess no one did then
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                  Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                  Awesome

                  I'm sorry to see you have been corralled with the musings of Mr V.
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    Any comment from CMD on this matter?

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                      Originally posted by vetran View Post
                      Awesome

                      I'm sorry to see you have been corralled with the musings of Mr V.
                      I posted it here to save the mods the work. I'm nice like that

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