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    Another Hemmingway, here.

    I wonder if anyone will 'fess up to being an MF.

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      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        Originally posted by vetran View Post
        NSFW????

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          Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
          Another Hemmingway, here.

          I wonder if anyone will 'fess up to being an MF.
          I can imagine the write up.

          You are an MF like 0.00001% of the population. You fill the bar insisting you are really in the poshest bar in town. The rate you consume the Alcohol & nuts means we have to have 8 deliveries a hour.


          Maybe a CretinWatcher ?

          You drool into your shandy assuring everyone that you really are something important as you wait for mummy to pick you up after her appointment with Uncle Suity.
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            Originally posted by diseasex View Post
            NSFW????
            blimey you a bremoaner? Pretty bleedin obvious given the title?
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              Originally posted by vetran View Post
              blimey you a bremoaner? Pretty bleedin obvious given the title?
              lucky i didn't click ^_^

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                Originally posted by vetran View Post
                blimey you a bremoaner? Pretty bleedin obvious given the title?
                Edited it so even Brexiters will understand.
                Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                  Originally posted by vetran View Post
                  I can imagine the write up.

                  You are an MF like 0.00001% of the population. You fill the bar insisting you are really in the poshest bar in town. The rate you consume the Alcohol & nuts means we have to have 8 deliveries a hour.


                  Maybe a CretinWatcher ?

                  You drool into your shandy assuring everyone that you really are something important as you wait for mummy to pick you up after her appointment with Uncle Suity.
                  Brexiter: You stagger into your nice quiet local pub after an afternoon drinking cider in a bus shelter. You tell everyone what a great boozer it is, and smash all the windows with a pool cue. You then demand cheaper drinks for everyone as the place has got right downhill recently, and explain to the landlord how he can clean up on his buildings insurance.

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                    Originally posted by vetran View Post
                    I can imagine the write up.

                    You are an MF like 0.00001% of the population. You fill the bar insisting you are really in the poshest bar in town. The rate you consume the Alcohol & nuts means we have to have 8 deliveries a hour.


                    Maybe a CretinWatcher ?

                    You drool into your shandy* assuring everyone that you really are something important as you wait for mummy to pick you up after her appointment with Uncle Suity.
                    * The children's kind
                    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                      Originally posted by vetran View Post
                      I can imagine the write up.

                      You are an MF like 0.00001% of the population. You fill the bar insisting you are really in the poshest bar in town. The rate you consume the Alcohol & nuts means we have to have 8 deliveries a hour.


                      Maybe a CretinWatcher ?

                      You drool into your shandy assuring everyone that you really are something important as you wait for mummy to pick you up after her appointment with Uncle Suity.
                      Sorry. Would love to stay and chat, but just flown home. Quick change of clothes then off again on another holiday.

                      Have a shandy for me at the bar.
                      What happens in General, stays in General.
                      You know what they say about assumptions!

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