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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    A drop in the ocean when measured against the other 50+ years!!!!
    That is MF.

    I am only 35

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      Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
      You old bastwerward. Wasted 3 mins of my life.

      They look like rejects from a porn shoot
      You got off that quickly with partially clothed women.

      Right now we call you

      Fast Launching Contractor.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
        That is MF.

        I am only 35
        I was referring to IQ, not age. Glad you confirmed it was lower than expected. Honesty would seem to be one of your few virtues.

        “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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          Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
          That is MF.

          I am only 35
          Really, I thought you were only about 12. Or is that the age of the boys you chase?
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
            A drop in the ocean when measured against the other 50+ years!!!!
            Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
            I was referring to IQ, not age. Glad you confirmed it was lower than expected. Honesty would seem to be one of your few virtues.

            What are you? A fecking retard?

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              They are serious muppets

              Horny Royal Marine fighters to share rooms | Daily Star

              'Hot-blooded marines want sex' Disaster feared as men and women fighters to share rooms
              ROYAL Marines will share bedrooms with the opposite sex for the first time.

              I predict millions in compensation as the ladies will be in a weak position and exploited / abused.

              They are too cheap to build some more rooms, they are Marines so wooden submarine bunks would be fine.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                I would have paid attention at school SNSFW censored nudity.

                NAKED LANGUAGE – TV show gets NUDE teachers to lead English lessons | Daily Star

                Naked teachers on the channel that brought you naked weather forecasters.




                The show, called Naked Language, features women getting completely starkers as they run English classes.

                It promises viewers a good grounding in vocabulary, grammar and pronunciation – and completely gratuitous nudity.

                Plus it claims it can bestow internationally recognised certificates on students who stick with the course.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  I predict millions in compensation as the ladies will be in a weak position and exploited / abused.
                  Judging by the standards at Deepcut etal it already happening when they're separated.

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                    Originally posted by NigelJK View Post
                    Judging by the standards at Deepcut etal it already happening when they're separated.
                    indeed.
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                      What are you? A fecking retard?
                      I don't see this ending well for the chubby one, although his local blood bank might be in for a surprise donation.
                      His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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