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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostYou old bastwerward. Wasted 3 mins of my life.
They look like rejects from a porn shoot
Right now we call you
Fast Launching Contractor.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostThat is MF.
I am only 35
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostThat is MF.
I am only 35What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostA drop in the ocean when measured against the other 50+ years!!!!Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostI was referring to IQ, not age. Glad you confirmed it was lower than expected. Honesty would seem to be one of your few virtues.
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They are serious muppets
Horny Royal Marine fighters to share rooms | Daily Star
'Hot-blooded marines want sex' Disaster feared as men and women fighters to share rooms
ROYAL Marines will share bedrooms with the opposite sex for the first time.
I predict millions in compensation as the ladies will be in a weak position and exploited / abused.
They are too cheap to build some more rooms, they are Marines so wooden submarine bunks would be fine.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I would have paid attention at school SNSFW censored nudity.
NAKED LANGUAGE – TV show gets NUDE teachers to lead English lessons | Daily Star
Naked teachers on the channel that brought you naked weather forecasters.
The show, called Naked Language, features women getting completely starkers as they run English classes.
It promises viewers a good grounding in vocabulary, grammar and pronunciation – and completely gratuitous nudity.
Plus it claims it can bestow internationally recognised certificates on students who stick with the course.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I predict millions in compensation as the ladies will be in a weak position and exploited / abused.Comment
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Originally posted by NigelJK View PostJudging by the standards at Deepcut etal it already happening when they're separated.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostWhat are you? A fecking retard?His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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