Urgently needed leaving speech puns :)

**suityou01** · 23 October 2015, 13:58

I was walking along that narrow footbridge over the river near the office when walking the other way was that large breasted hottie from accounts. There was no room for her to pass so I tossed myself off.

**alphadog** · 23 October 2015, 13:59

I hate to see you leave but I love to see you go

**BrilloPad** · 23 October 2015, 14:01

Chelsea? Currant? Iced?

**suityou01** · 23 October 2015, 14:02

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Chelsea? Currant? Iced?

Puns Brillo

**BrilloPad** · 23 October 2015, 14:05

Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

Puns Brillo

"It is with mixed emotions that I leave you - joy and excitement"

**suityou01** · 23 October 2015, 14:06

In my first job I worked in the calendar factory. I got fired for taking a day off.

**suityou01** · 23 October 2015, 14:07

In my second job I worked in an Orange juice factory. I got fired for poor concentration.

**oracleslave** · 23 October 2015, 14:13

Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

In my second job I worked in an Orange juice factory. I got fired for poor concentration.

Drinking on the job in the sperm factory?

**BlasterBates** · 23 October 2015, 15:05

I used to work in a greengrocer but I left due to a celery dispute.

Urgently needed leaving speech puns :)