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Urgently needed leaving speech puns :)

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    #21
    Originally posted by Pogle View Post

    I am adorable and get on very well with everyone I work with. I just don’t think I need to be publically 'thanked'.

    I find public thankings aren't something I choose, rather they are thrust upon me.
    I'm a smug bastard.

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      #22
      Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
      While I've been here I've earned <insert figure permies can only dream of>. No need for anything further as they'll probably kick you out at that point.
      Keep a timer running and tell them how much you'll be invoicing for making your goodbye speech?

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        #23
        Originally posted by LucidDementia View Post
        I find public thankings aren't something I choose, rather they are thrust upon me.
        Well aren't you a special snowflake then
        I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

        Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
        CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
        CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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          #24
          Originally posted by Pogle View Post
          Well aren't you a special snowflake then

          Only when compared to the likes of you.
          I'm a smug bastard.

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            #25
            This is the second time today I've stood up from a warm seat with a piece of paper in my hand. Last time I earned 80 quid for it.
            'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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              #26
              ...after I left the greengrocers due to the celery dispute, I went and worked for an optician, but we didn't see eye to eye, but then I managed to get a job for a TV and Radio repair shop, unfortunately that didn't last long as we weren't on the same wavelength....
              I'm alright Jack

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                #27
                As PT Barnum said when his human cannonball resigned, 'it will be hard to find someone of the same calibre'.
                My subconscious is annoying. It's got a mind of its own.

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                  #28
                  after leaving the TV repair shop I joined the navy, but I was all at sea and left soon after. My experience in the Navy got me my next job as a life guard in a swimming pool, but unfortunately I was out of my depth.
                  I'm alright Jack

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                    #29
                    A wise man once told me that a good speech should be like a skirt.
                    Long enough to cover the subject, but short enough to be interesting.


                    They say that life is like a box of chocolates, and so is this place. Some fudge, some fruity, but mostly nuts.
                    {emotionless greeting}

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                      #30
                      After losing my job as a life guard I went to work as a Tailor, but sadly I didn't cut it.
                      I'm alright Jack

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