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Urgently needed leaving speech puns :)

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    Urgently needed leaving speech puns :)

    Post them here. Please

    #2
    I was walking along that narrow footbridge over the river near the office when walking the other way was that large breasted hottie from accounts. There was no room for her to pass so I tossed myself off.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #3
      I hate to see you leave but I love to see you go

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        #4
        Chelsea? Currant? Iced?

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          #5
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          Chelsea? Currant? Iced?
          Puns Brillo
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #6
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            Puns Brillo


            "It is with mixed emotions that I leave you - joy and excitement"

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              #7
              In my first job I worked in the calendar factory. I got fired for taking a day off.
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #8
                In my second job I worked in an Orange juice factory. I got fired for poor concentration.
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  In my second job I worked in an Orange juice factory. I got fired for poor concentration.
                  Drinking on the job in the sperm factory?

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                    #10
                    I used to work in a greengrocer but I left due to a celery dispute.
                    I'm alright Jack

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