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Urgently needed leaving speech puns :)
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I was walking along that narrow footbridge over the river near the office when walking the other way was that large breasted hottie from accounts. There was no room for her to pass so I tossed myself off.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras. -
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostChelsea? Currant? Iced?Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostPuns Brillo
"It is with mixed emotions that I leave you - joy and excitement"Comment
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In my first job I worked in the calendar factory. I got fired for taking a day off.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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In my second job I worked in an Orange juice factory. I got fired for poor concentration.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostIn my second job I worked in an Orange juice factory. I got fired for poor concentration.Comment
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