Have you weighed your willy?

[NotAllThere]

Apparently it's not a new practice:


But I think you'll find measurements involving rulers, tape-measures and wishful thinking are more common.

[BrilloPad]

My boyfriend is called William - I call him Willy. I weighed him once.

I have never weighed my penis.

HTH

[d000hg]

Volume would be more useful. And much easier to measure... you just fill your penis beaker to the brim, plunge it in, and measure how much water spills out.

Best to use warm water, cold would skew the results.

[northernladuk]

I weighed my willy and he came out at 6 tons but someone freed him....

[vetran]

Nope. Here's one for MF though:
Smart Weigh ACC200 AccuStar Digital Back-Lit Touch Screen Pocket Scale - Black: Amazon.co.uk: Office Products

Measures down to 0.01g...

miaow!

[vetran]

are we talking ahem flaccid or rampant?

[FatLazyContractor]

are we talking ahem flaccid or rampant?

^This.

@MS - Fail !

[FatLazyContractor]

Having said that, one of the ex-FLCs went on her knees to measure me willy but never got to the end of it.

[mudskipper]

are we talking ahem flaccid or rampant?

The question is whether you weigh it, not how much it weighs.

[MicrosoftBob]

I have weighed my girlfriends tits though