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Have you weighed your willy?
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostCan't imagine how you'd go about weighing a penis, to be honest.
Derek, season 1, episode 3
Derek: I weighed the flour in that and Hannah said I've got to never use that scale again.
Dougie: Why?
Derek: Cos he weighed his knob on 'em.
Kev: Eight ounces of pure blood sausage coming right at ya.Comment
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostThe question is, what sort of porn are you into?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostCan't imagine how you'd go about weighing a penis, to be honest.Comment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostCan't imagine how you'd go about weighing a penis, to be honest.Comment
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I don't think it ever occurred to me to weigh it.
In the spirit of scientific discovery I think I might tonight. The question is, flop the fella on the kitchen scales (balls and all, or just the chap?), or weigh the full penis beaker, dunk and displace, then weigh the beaker again?Comment
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You can google "density of meat" and then more easily measure the volume by displacement.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostCan't imagine how you'd go about weighing a penis, to be honest.
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostHow about you stand on the scales and bend over, and we'll see how much it goes up when I pop the old chap in?
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Think I will fly to Jupiter to weigh mine.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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