Reply to: Have you weighed your willy?

[BrilloPad]

I asked my mom over the weekend how heavy I weighed when I was 12 (so pre-pubity). She said about 9 stone. Since then all that's changed in me as I've aged is I've become a man (if you know what i mean ladies!!). I now weight 13 stone, so I figure the old fella must be a good 4 stone Seems about right!

I weigh and measure all 3 children every 6 months. Overall - not their bits! Gosh you are smutty minded aren't you....

[Whorty]

Does that make you a big c0ck then?

You're not the first person to say that ...

[FatLazyContractor]

I asked my mom over the weekend how heavy I weighed when I was 12 (so pre-pubity). She said about 9 stone. Since then all that's changed in me as I've aged is I've become a man (if you know what i mean ladies!!). I now weight 13 stone, so I figure the old fella must be a good 4 stone Seems about right!

Does that make you a big c0ck then?

[Whorty]

I asked my mom over the weekend how heavy I weighed when I was 12 (so pre-pubity). She said about 9 stone. Since then all that's changed in me as I've aged is I've become a man (if you know what i mean ladies!!). I now weight 13 stone, so I figure the old fella must be a good 4 stone Seems about right!

[xoggoth]

Think I will fly to Jupiter to weigh mine.

[FatLazyContractor]

How about you stand on the scales and bend over, and we'll see how much it goes up when I pop the old chap in?

That way, one can weigh two at a time lad!

[DimPrawn]

Can't imagine how you'd go about weighing a penis, to be honest.

How about you stand on the scales and bend over, and we'll see how much it goes up when I pop the old chap in?

[d000hg]

You can google "density of meat" and then more easily measure the volume by displacement.

[Ticktock]

I don't think it ever occurred to me to weigh it.

In the spirit of scientific discovery I think I might tonight. The question is, flop the fella on the kitchen scales (balls and all, or just the chap?), or weigh the full penis beaker, dunk and displace, then weigh the beaker again?

[rhubarb]

Can't imagine how you'd go about weighing a penis, to be honest.

I shall attempt it later this evening.

[DimPrawn]

Can't imagine how you'd go about weighing a penis, to be honest.

Sasguru, please pop onto the scales now.

[MaryPoppins]

The question is, what sort of porn are you into?

Naff off MF.

[SunnyInHades]

Can't imagine how you'd go about weighing a penis, to be honest.

Derek, season 1, episode 3

Derek: I weighed the flour in that and Hannah said I've got to never use that scale again.
Dougie: Why?
Derek: Cos he weighed his knob on 'em.
Kev: Eight ounces of pure blood sausage coming right at ya.

[FatLazyContractor]

Can't imagine how you'd go about weighing a penis, to be honest.

The question is, what sort of porn are you into?

[MaryPoppins]

Can't imagine how you'd go about weighing a penis, to be honest.