Seems like the natural progression for a website beloved of willy wavers.
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Judging from the mental age of most their balls have not dropped.Originally posted by Avalonia View PostComment
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well if rampant its rather difficult to weigh surely?Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
does hefting in your hands and smiling in the morning count? Or do you need to have to use a device designed to weigh things?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My willy may not be very big but it has filled several prams.I'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]Comment
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You should attend the Chinese spa in Cullingworth. They specialize in willy enlargement.Originally posted by GlenW View PostComment
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I leave that up to the missus.Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostI'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]Comment
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Couldn't she lift your gut up far enough to reach the base?Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostHaving said that, one of the ex-FLCs went on her knees to measure me willy but never got to the end of it.
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Get some big scales out for this one..
"man living in Germany walking around with a 9-inch-long, 3-inch-wide penis. King Dingaling’s dong tips the scales at an astounding SEVEN POUNDS, and it’s all thanks to silicone injections."
Taken from This Is What Life Is Like For The Man With A 7-Pound, 9-Inch, Artificially-Enhanced PenisComment
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Can't imagine how you'd go about weighing a penis, to be honest.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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