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"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife. -
In my spare time I'm a naturalist. I'm a qualified African Safari guide and can track a lion, elephant or any other animal across the African Bush. I can identify birds from their calls. I can identify animals from their scat and prints.
I even take photos of scat and animal prints when I'm on safari, which kind of freaks the other guests in the vehicle .I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter manComment
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Originally posted by Whorty View PostIn my spare time I'm a naturalist.Comment
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Originally posted by Whorty View PostIn my spare time I'm a naturalist. I'm a qualified African Safari guide and can track a lion, elephant or any other animal across the African Bush. I can identify birds from their calls. I can identify animals from their scat and prints.
I even take photos of scat and animal prints when I'm on safari, which kind of freaks the other guests in the vehicle .
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostMake up.
I'm a geek about make up, and why sometimes you do get what you pay for. I have deffo bored people about this in the past.
See you over in makeupalley..."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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Originally posted by cojak View PostOh you want to try the £4 MUA winter matte palette from Superdrug - excellent quality for the money.
See you over in makeupalley...
Er, is that a real place??Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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can track a lion, elephant or any other animal across the African Bush
PS Lions would be are easier to track if they left a slime trail.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Originally posted by LancelotBarre View PostI collect Atari 520 and 1040STs
Seems a trifle tame after the safari thing.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI spot crap sockies.Comment
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