Reply to: Favourite WGAS

[vetran]

I see some women at the clientco who plaster their faces. Wash their face and they get thinner

FFS make up isn't cool. You are faking what you aren't lass!

skillfully & lightly applied makeup is great, industrial plastering not so much.

[vetran]

I sport crap sockies.

FTFY

[vetran]

Oooh, I don't do make up very often, but keep thinking I should give it a go.
I might have to pick your brains. The thing that scares me most is mascara.

there seem to be an awful lot of you tube videos about applying makeup. Not sure if any are good.

[xoggoth]

I like collecting old bones to put in my greenhouse, AKA the xoggoth club. Preferably ones that look like knobs.

[mudskipper]

Fish fingers come from cod caught in the cold northern waters that wear gloves. Fishcakes come from the ones wearing mittens

That could have been very rude. You're slipping up EO.

[EternalOptimist]

If you wrap the seed potatoes in chicken wire when you plant them, you grow chips.

HTH

Fish fingers come from cod caught in the cold northern waters that wear gloves. Fishcakes come from the ones wearing mittens

[mudskipper]

If you wrap the seed potatoes in chicken wire when you plant them, you grow chips.

HTH

I always wondered where chips came from.

[TheFaQQer]

I like my gardening. I am proper old man material now I have six different varieties of potatoes this year.

If you wrap the seed potatoes in chicken wire when you plant them, you grow chips.

HTH

[EternalOptimist]

I've got second sight, I've got electric light, ive got amazing powers of observation

[tractor]

I spot make crap sockies.

FTFY

[tractor]

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Oooh, I don't do make up very often, but keep thinking I should give it a go.
I might have to pick your brains. The thing that scares me most is mascara.

Is that like plucking eyebrows like "I can't do wednesday night, I have to pick my brains'?

MY WGAS is I have two o levels, a swimming certificate and a budgerigar.

[DaveB]

We like a beard to what? We need to know!

Hang onto?

[FatLazyContractor]

We like a beard to what? We need to know!

I have a thing for grammar nazis

[woohoo]

We like a beard to what? We need to know!

You can't handle the truth, now eff off I'm busy.

[mudskipper]

I'm growing a beard! Ladies like a beard to.

We like a beard to what? We need to know!