Favourite WGAS

[Lockhouse]

Seriously, there's so much I could bore you with it's not worth me starting. I mean that.

[GlenW]

I once shot my ex's now husband in the ear with an air rifle, I can blow bubbles out of my eyes when under water and I once played cricket for a West Indies invitation XI.

[woohoo]

I'm growing a beard! Ladies like a beard to.

[mudskipper]

I'm growing a beard! Ladies like a beard to.

We like a beard to what? We need to know!

[woohoo]

We like a beard to what? We need to know!

You can't handle the truth, now eff off I'm busy.

[FatLazyContractor]

We like a beard to what? We need to know!

I have a thing for grammar nazis

[DaveB]

We like a beard to what? We need to know!

Hang onto?

[tractor]

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Oooh, I don't do make up very often, but keep thinking I should give it a go.
I might have to pick your brains. The thing that scares me most is mascara.

Is that like plucking eyebrows like "I can't do wednesday night, I have to pick my brains'?

MY WGAS is I have two o levels, a swimming certificate and a budgerigar.

[tractor]

I spot make crap sockies.

FTFY

[EternalOptimist]

I've got second sight, I've got electric light, ive got amazing powers of observation