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Was your first act of sexual intercourse as difficult as this?

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    #41
    In explaining to two Canadians why we found 'fanny pack' so hilarious, I described it as 'lady bits'.

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      #42
      Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
      Vagina?
      In classical times words like "vagina", "vulva", "clitoris", and "penis" among others were considered unspeakably coarse slang!

      From memory, I think the proper name for "clitoris" was "landica", and for "vagina" it was "ficus", and there were respectable alternatives to the others.

      Similarly, it's ironic that (until recently) the Roman Catholic church used latin for its services, when the Romans themselves would have considered Latin too commonplace and used Etruscan for theirs.
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        #43
        My girls & friends describe it as their 'Minnie' (as in the mouse).

        For the more amorous moments with Mrs V, I prefer 'Love Canal' or her 'Willy warmer'.

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          #44
          Originally posted by vetran View Post
          For the more amorous moments with Mrs V, I prefer 'Love Canal' or her 'Willy warmer'.
          Someone pass me the brain bleach.
          Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
          +5 Xeno Cool Points

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            #45
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
            Someone pass me the brain bleach.
            I have never heard it called that before!
            "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

            https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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              #46
              Originally posted by vetran View Post
              My girls & friends describe it as their 'Minnie' (as in the mouse).

              For the more amorous moments with Mrs V, I prefer 'Love Canal' or her 'Willy warmer'.
              Minerva is a bit classier.

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                #47
                crevasse

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                  Someone pass me the brain bleach.
                  mission accomplished!

                  Mrs V would slap me silly and not in a nice way.

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                    Minerva is a bit classier.
                    Really? What does she call it?
                    "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

                    https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by vetran View Post
                      mission accomplished!

                      Mrs V would slap me silly and not in a nice way.
                      Domestic violence is never acceptable...

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