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Was your first act of sexual intercourse as difficult as this?

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    #71
    How about a fembot?

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      #72
      Originally posted by Dactylion View Post
      Female ratings in the Navy used to be called "Gash".
      In my day, they used to be called Salticrax

      Salticrax | Bakers
      I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code).

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        #73
        Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
        How about a fembot?
        Didn't that go online and post lots of nice things about AtW on these boards?

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          #74
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
          Flower? Good GOD.
          As in "he deflowered the maiden"?

          I dunno either. Clutching at straws mode.
          Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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            #75
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            Join the navy. Feel a new man every day.
            Join the army, be that man!

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              #76
              Originally posted by Churchill View Post
              Join the army, be that man!
              Makes note.

              Be very careful if Churchy says "Hello sailor".
              Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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                #77
                Originally posted by Sysman View Post
                Makes note.

                Be very careful if Churchy says "Hello sailor".
                Just completing the quote. You're quite safe. As safe as you want to be, anyway 😉

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                  #78
                  Two pumps and a squirt for me. Not a very auspicious start to a long life of sexual perversion.
                  I'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]

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                    #79
                    Originally posted by GlenW View Post
                    Two pumps and a squirt for me. Not a very auspicious start to a long life of sexual perversion.
                    Two pumps! Retarded ejaculation.....

                    Wwere you better 2nd time?

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                      #80
                      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                      How about a fembot?
                      No thanks, bit early for me.
                      "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

                      https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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