How about a fembot?
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Was your first act of sexual intercourse as difficult as this?
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In my day, they used to be called SalticraxOriginally posted by Dactylion View PostFemale ratings in the Navy used to be called "Gash".
Salticrax | BakersI was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code).Comment
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Didn't that go online and post lots of nice things about AtW on these boards?Originally posted by mudskipper View PostHow about a fembot?Comment
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As in "he deflowered the maiden"?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostFlower? Good GOD.
I dunno either. Clutching at straws mode.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Join the army, be that man!Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostJoin the navy. Feel a new man every day.Comment
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Makes note.Originally posted by Churchill View PostJoin the army, be that man!
Be very careful if Churchy says "Hello sailor".Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Just completing the quote. You're quite safe. As safe as you want to be, anyway 😉Originally posted by Sysman View PostMakes note.
Be very careful if Churchy says "Hello sailor".Comment
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Two pumps and a squirt for me. Not a very auspicious start to a long life of sexual perversion.I'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]Comment
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Two pumps! Retarded ejaculation.....Originally posted by GlenW View PostTwo pumps and a squirt for me. Not a very auspicious start to a long life of sexual perversion.
Wwere you better 2nd time?Comment
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