Was your first act of sexual intercourse as difficult as this?

[d000hg]

Love hole.

[vetran]

Domestic violence is never acceptable...

It is apparently on Doctor Who.

[SpontaneousOrder]

Axe wound.

[SpontaneousOrder]

Snatch

[SpontaneousOrder]

box

[NotAllThere]

mission accomplished!

Mrs V would slap me silly and not in a nice way.

Domestic violence is never acceptable...

And a waste of effort on her part.

I quite like the description on Big Bang Theory, when Sheldon accuses Penny of distracting Leonard with her "fancy genitals".

[BrilloPad]

Ladies,

Does your "toot toot" ever toot?

Ben Elton

[mudskipper]

Well, since the thread has descended lower than whale tulipe, how about "quim".

I rather like that, antique though it might be.

I played it in scrabble just a couple of days ago. It made me smile.

[d000hg]

Maybe "wonderment" to complement "fundament"

[barrydidit]

I played with it in scrabble just a couple of days ago. It made me smile.

FTFY