Was your first act of sexual intercourse as difficult as this?

[original PM]

To those ladies who said it was a disappointment was it

a) Because you were both inexperienced and did not know what you were doing.

b) You were drunk and let the whole crew hit it?

Just for research purposes you understand.

[MaryPoppins]

b) You were drunk and let the whole crew hit it?

I assume you're over 19 and should definitely not be using expressions like that.

[original PM]

I assume you're over 19 and should definitely not be using expressions like that.

I am over 19 but still gangsta and down with the crew.....


what phrase should I use?

You were a touch inebriated and therefore let all of the assembled gentlemen partake of your mimsy?

[MaryPoppins]

of your mimsy?

[original PM]

Lady Garden??
Tuppence?

I dunno what the current acceptable name is.

Probably not the bearded clam though.

[OwlHoot]

I am over 19 but still gangsta and down with the crew.....

what phrase should I use?

You were a touch inebriated and therefore let all of the assembled gentlemen partake of your mimsy?

Must be what Lewis Carroll was talking about in Jabberwocky

[barrydidit]

Recent experience has taught me that 'flower' is an acceptable term. 'Fish mitten' is best avoided, even with NLYUK.

[MaryPoppins]

Recent experience has taught me that 'flower' is an acceptable term. 'Fish mitten' is best avoided, even with NLYUK.

That's made laugh.

Flower? Good GOD.

But fish mitten, I love.

[Halo Jones]

Lady Garden??
Tuppence?

I dunno what the current acceptable name is.

Probably not the bearded clam though.

Vagina?

[original PM]

Vagina?

nah far to clinical

meat sleeve?