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Was your first act of sexual intercourse as difficult as this?

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    #21
    To those ladies who said it was a disappointment was it

    a) Because you were both inexperienced and did not know what you were doing.

    b) You were drunk and let the whole crew hit it?

    Just for research purposes you understand.

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      #22
      Originally posted by original PM View Post
      b) You were drunk and let the whole crew hit it?
      I assume you're over 19 and should definitely not be using expressions like that.
      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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        #23
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
        I assume you're over 19 and should definitely not be using expressions like that.
        I am over 19 but still gangsta and down with the crew.....


        what phrase should I use?

        You were a touch inebriated and therefore let all of the assembled gentlemen partake of your mimsy?

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          #24
          Originally posted by original PM View Post
          of your mimsy?





          Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
          +5 Xeno Cool Points

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            #25
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post




            Lady Garden??
            Tuppence?

            I dunno what the current acceptable name is.

            Probably not the bearded clam though.

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              #26
              Originally posted by original PM View Post
              I am over 19 but still gangsta and down with the crew.....

              what phrase should I use?

              You were a touch inebriated and therefore let all of the assembled gentlemen partake of your mimsy?



              Must be what Lewis Carroll was talking about in Jabberwocky
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                #27
                Recent experience has taught me that 'flower' is an acceptable term. 'Fish mitten' is best avoided, even with NLYUK.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
                  Recent experience has taught me that 'flower' is an acceptable term. 'Fish mitten' is best avoided, even with NLYUK.
                  That's made laugh.

                  Flower? Good GOD.

                  But fish mitten, I love.
                  Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                  +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by original PM View Post
                    Lady Garden??
                    Tuppence?

                    I dunno what the current acceptable name is.

                    Probably not the bearded clam though.
                    Vagina?
                    Growing old is mandatory
                    Growing up is optional

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
                      Vagina?
                      nah far to clinical

                      meat sleeve?

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