Was your first act of sexual intercourse as difficult as this?

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MyUserName replied

24 October 2014, 09:36
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

How about a fembot?

No thanks, bit early for me.
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BrilloPad replied

24 October 2014, 06:15
Originally posted by GlenW View Post

Two pumps and a squirt for me. Not a very auspicious start to a long life of sexual perversion.

Two pumps! Retarded ejaculation.....

Wwere you better 2nd time?
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GlenW replied

23 October 2014, 19:37
Two pumps and a squirt for me. Not a very auspicious start to a long life of sexual perversion.
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Churchill replied

23 October 2014, 19:33
Originally posted by Sysman View Post

Makes note.

Be very careful if Churchy says "Hello sailor".

Just completing the quote. You're quite safe. As safe as you want to be, anyway 😉
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Sysman replied

23 October 2014, 19:27
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Join the army, be that man!

Makes note.

Be very careful if Churchy says "Hello sailor".
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Churchill replied

23 October 2014, 18:47
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Join the navy. Feel a new man every day.

Join the army, be that man!
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Sysman replied

23 October 2014, 18:42
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Flower? Good GOD.

As in "he deflowered the maiden"?

I dunno either. Clutching at straws mode.
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BrilloPad replied

23 October 2014, 18:13
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

How about a fembot?

Didn't that go online and post lots of nice things about AtW on these boards?
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Scruff replied

23 October 2014, 18:12
Originally posted by Dactylion View Post

Female ratings in the Navy used to be called "Gash".

In my day, they used to be called Salticrax

Salticrax | Bakers
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mudskipper replied

23 October 2014, 17:52
How about a fembot?
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BrilloPad replied

23 October 2014, 17:03
Originally posted by Dactylion View Post

Female ratings in the Navy used to be called "Gash".

Join the navy. Feel a new man every day.
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Dactylion replied

23 October 2014, 16:28
Female ratings in the Navy used to be called "Gash".
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d000hg replied

23 October 2014, 14:41
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

At the twins Catholic school, in year 7 in science they made them all chant penis and vagina so they would get rid of the childish terms.

Those disgusting Catholics. Probably the priests filmed all the kids shouting "penis penis penis"
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BrilloPad replied

23 October 2014, 14:37
Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

(FYI: We used front bottom with my son when he was younger and wanted to know why mother didn't have a dingly dangly)

At the twins Catholic school, in year 7 in science they made them all chant penis and vagina so they would get rid of the childish terms.
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MaryPoppins replied

23 October 2014, 12:50
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

A friend of mine went with dottom.

Odd.

How did she find it?
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